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Monthly Archives: January 2002

A Joke

Schoolyard humor circa 1981. Sorry no swearing: “How many letters are there in the alphabet?” “Twenty-six?” “No. Twenty-three, because J.R. got shot and the bee ['b'] got away.” Thank you. You’ve been great!

Cliche Dream

I fretted around my parents’ house trying to figure out some way to get into the car trunk that my real self was locked inside of. I was ashamed that I, the fraud had somehow gotten my more deserving self into this situation. I couldn’t find a key, there was no phone, and the nearest [...]