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Monthly Archives: March 2002

Solutions

I first caught a glimpse of this car a couple of weeks ago. I automatically made some assumptions about the owner. He or she must be the kind of person who frequents a place that they call The Lake. As in, “What are you doing this weekend?” “Oh. We’re going [...]

200th Entry Extravaganza

Robert came by earlier than usual, in tears. He sat for awhile, recovering somewhat over a pot of tea and a bowl of corn flakes. I eventually shooed him out, and we walked down Broadway a bit, untalkative. I could see that he was barely holding himself together, weighted down by his [...]

Until Someone Gets Hurt

Yesterday after a game of Sorry!, which we decided leads children (ages six and over) to lives of cynicism and insincerity, Ingrid walked down to the waterfront with me to take the daily picture. I got a new camera a few days ago and I’m still pretty tentative with it. So I was [...]

Twenty-six

Spring began. It snowed, big flakes. Someone played Johnny Cash somewhere. “Now we are [twenty-]six.”
In Horizon Line: A Spring Day In Seattle.

Give that kid a spoon!

My brother Justin responded to my story about family folklore (scroll down a bit) with a meticulous (if not always clear) description of how he eats an ice cream cone. He writes off the time that he ate an ice cream cone from the bottom up as a failed experiment.
I was a little worried [...]

Not Me

My sister Karen mentioned that her son likes the Uncle Jeff stories that she’s been telling him.
I tried to imagine which Uncle Jeff stories might appeal to a five year old. “Uncle Jeff stories? Are these stories that I tell and that you’re repeating or are they stories about me?”
“Well,” she hesitated, “his [...]

Then again, it could have been the allergy medicine.

Today after a morning of foggy-headed encounters and social gaffes, I sat down at the crowded counter at Bauhaus cracked open my book and sipped my tea. The sun was shining with an intensity that hasn’t been seen for weeks (though the temperature made no concessions, barely creeping above forty degrees). The window [...]

An ambulance driver wakes up in a Dairy Queen.

I was going through some old notebooks yesterday and was reminded of a habit I used to have. I would sit in the window at Espresso Roma (and later at Habitat Espresso) and take notes about everyone who walked by.
5/4/98 Bushy white mustache, 2 inch heels. Pete on his bicycle, pulls over and [...]

What the Neighbors Said

The meals I give Robert are barely helping him sustain himself. I buy him lunch and give him a five or a ten dollar bill for “coffee money” every day. I can spare it. But he comes back every day, lost and hungry. And I see no end to this. [...]

Thesaurus

forbear! keep off, hands off! sauve qui peut! devil take the hindmost!
This is why I’m starting to really like Thesaurus.com. A search for “recoil” brings up pages and pages of carefully categorized words and phrases in categories like “relating to the voluntary powers; individual volition”. It’s like having access to the source code [...]