Welcome to Los Angeles

Spotted on the Los Angeles Metro blue line:

  • A young man inspecting a stack of brand new counterfeit iPods.
  • Another man agreeing to buy one for the special price of $40.
  • A girl returning home after visiting her boyfriend in prison. “He only has two months left.”
  • A man screaming with rage at me, possibly for looking at my girlfriend for too long.
  • A tourist fainting from the heat, collapsing into the aisle, and choking on her own vomit.

Ha Ha. Life is rich.