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Monthly Archives: April 2005

May 2005 Print Calendar

Two 60 kb servings of Beans for Breakfast Print Calendar, in your choice of letter-size or A4 format…

April Showers

A month just flew past and knocked me right over.

Carkeek Park

A group of us met at Carkeek Park yesterday to make rock sculptures and take pictures…

Saturn

My forensic investigation/car cleaning reveals the following about the strangers who were driving my car 250 miles between Saturday night — when they stole the car — and Monday night — when they were arrested for robbery and the car was impounded…

Cause and Effect

Two things about National Public Radio:

This morning NPR reported that it wasn’t clear whether the cloud of smoke that was released from the Sistine Chapel after the second Papal vote of the day was white or black. A white cloud would indicate that a new Pope had been elected. A black cloud would [...]

Taken

When I went out this morning to get my car, I found a yellow pickup in the spot where I’d parked…

Breathe

Half past a busy weekend, I stop at Bauhaus to catch my breath.
Somebody’s homework is spread across the table next to mine. But no one has been around to work on it since I sat down.
On my other side, a guy is typing an outline on his laptop. He stops to take a [...]

Using Books Weblog

Now I have two weblogs to neglect.

Friday at 5:30

Airport status shows a yellow light: I’m connected, but I’m not connected.

Primitive Tools

A crow weighs down the end of a branch on a naked chestnut tree. With its beak, it snaps a twig from a smaller tributary branch and lets it drop to the sidewalk. It flaps over to another weak branch, and in a few short hops, makes its way to the branch’s narrow [...]