Should I believe the Inverness

Should I believe the Inverness bus tour guide who says, The stairs that lead straight into the river were there for people who couldn’t pay the toll when there was only one bridge in town.

Somehow I’d been skeptical ever since, instead of admitting that he’d forgotten its name, the Haggis driver said that a castle we were passing by was called Castle Greyskull. Strangely I wasn’t as skeptical about his Loch Ness Monster sighting.

And a tangent regarding the Inverness tour: As I was getting on the bus, I noticed a banner in the £-Busters window that may have been in bad taste. The slogan printed on the banner: “Big Clearance On Now!”

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