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Two Ends

“There are two things that you never want to talk about,” Benjie told me. I stopped eating and turned to look at him and listen, feeling that he was about to say something profound or close to it. “What are those things, Benjie?” “Dying and dessert.”

Teapot

The teapot photo signals a new gadget.

Security Guard

At the end of the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica there is a three story tall inflatable Smurf and there’s a full time security guard watching him around the clock. When the guard’s shift ends, he drives home and says, “It was a quiet day. No one tried to touch the Smurf. No one [...]

Remember

Benjie draws a person sitting in a chair with a thought balloon over her head. I ask him, “Who is this?” “That’s mama.” “And what’s this?” I point at the thought balloon. “That’s her dream.” “What’s she dreaming about?” “Mama dreams about clothes. Mom dreams about clothes and I dream about toys.” He hesitates for [...]

Make It Hot

Jezebel contributor Jenna Sauers deflates the “rah-rah Rule Britannia stuff” of the Adams, Orwell, and Hitchens essays, strips out the ceremony, and explains the essentials of making tea: The main thing — and the most obvious area of commonality between Hitchens, Orwell, and Adams — is that everything used in the making of tea must [...]

Don’t Boil the Leaves

From Arthur’s Home Magazine, Vol. LIV No. 6, June 1886: The Scotch do not say “make tea,” but “infuse tea,” which is more correct. Good tea is an infusion, not a decoction. By boiling the leaves, you get a bitter principle and drive off the delicate perfume of the tea. For this reason, the tea-pot [...]

Qianlong on Making Tea

Multiple sources attribute this to Qing Dynasty Emperor Qianlong, though I haven’t located the original source: Set an old three-legged teapot over a slow fire. Fill it with water of melted snow. Boil it just as long as is necessary to turn fish white, or lobsters red. Pour it on the leaves of choice in [...]

How To Make Tea Links

The start of a collection of How to Make Tea essays. Douglas Adams: There is a very simple principle to the making of tea and it’s this – to get the proper flavour of tea, the water has to be boiling (not boiled) when it hits the tea leaves. Christopher Hitchens (after Orwell): If you [...]

Back Up

August 2003 I’m moving old backups to new media.

Ten Years of the Unreliable Blogger

Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2000, at 3:47 pm: I’m guessing that I was 7 or 8, which would mean that Chris was 13 or 14. Chris & next door neighbor friend Robert were messing around with Robert’s motorcycle & had ridden out on the dirt roads that weave around in the grape vine fields. [...]