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Limburger Cheese

These are the things that happened this afternoon as the heat wave started to fade and I sat in the shade outside Bauhaus Coffee.

A nervous-looking man walked by and said, “I feel like Limburger cheese.” His tone and posture left those within earshot unsure whether he meant that he’d like to eat Limburger cheese or that he felt the way Limburger cheese feels.

A girl sat on the edge of a big planter staring blankly up the street. Her long purple hair was held back with a red bandanna. One loose strand was hooked over a branch on the shrub in the planter behind her and she didn’t notice.

Anita wandered across me and sat down for a minute with a Diet Coke. As I asked her questions, I realized that I already knew the answers from reading her recent blog entries.

I dug around for my camera to take a photo of an old man standing on the sidewalk beside a little beagle. They’d both moved on by the time I had the camera ready. A woman stepped out from the clothing store next door, untied the dog, and the two of them headed down the street. The man followed a bit behind them, but he and the dog weren’t together; they only happened to be standing there at the same time.

A Russian man squeezed into line in front of me when I went back in for more hot water for my tea. He had a concerned look on his face when he asked the cashier if the coffee shop had any spare chessboards. A guy wearing a Reagan-busters t-shirt waited out of the way for his espresso, flipping through one of the less read free papers.

Finally, a little black dog, who had just hopped out of a Yellow Cab beside a man carrying a rolled up carpet, ran off, first in the wrong direction and then up the hill. His four tiny legs raced to set the pace. He hobbled, off-balance, but unfazed by the stiff gray bandage that bound his left front leg.

10 Comments

  1. I wondered about that blue-haired person — was zie really a girl?

    I wonder what Lindbergh cheese would be, very light? very patriotic?

    Monday, June 9, 2003 at 1:31 pm | Permalink
  2. lola wrote:

    Firstly, your writing is just so, so BRILLIANT!

    Limburger cheese? Never tried it… however, it reminds me of cartoons in the sixties and seventies. I think they used to show it as a really stinky in some sort of comic sight gag type thing.

    Keep up the great entries. You are an inspiration!

    Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 11:27 am | Permalink
  3. Jeff wrote:

    Thank you, Lola. Very nice and generous praise.

    (I looked it up and Limburger is apparently pretty stinky.)

    Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:31 pm | Permalink
  4. Kate S. wrote:

    Shoot, I just noticed that the comment I left here before didn’t take. Now I can’t remember what I wrote. I’m sure it was very complimentary though. I agree with Lola (except for the cheese.) Ditto: Lola! Inspiring, indeed.

    Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
  5. Wendy J. wrote:

    I agree with Kate and Lola…very cute. I enjoyed myself.

    Thursday, June 19, 2003 at 12:14 pm | Permalink
  6. i have been eating limburger cheese for years since my child hook, i am now 67 and feel wonderful. thanks to limburger cheese.

    Tuesday, October 28, 2003 at 6:14 am | Permalink
  7. gluckman wrote:

    stinky kaka rotten crap but not too bad if you are drunk as a skunk and dont have a honey to love

    Tuesday, December 2, 2003 at 4:48 pm | Permalink
  8. les syberg wrote:

    where can i find either little sugar valley or little sugar creek limburger.THANKS

    Friday, March 19, 2004 at 11:28 am | Permalink
  9. Don Heckman wrote:

    Looking for Little Sugar Valley Limburger Cheese. It’s the brand I had as a child in the 60′s with my father and his German family. I found a Wisconsin supplier last year after not having this brand for over 30 years but cannot find them now. I’ve tried several sites that come up under the name in Yahoo.com, but none carry the “Little Sugar…” brand. Can any of you limburger cheese heads help?

    Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 6:52 am | Permalink
  10. Jeff wrote:

    Little Sugar Valley is listed in this site’s catalog.

    Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 9:01 am | Permalink

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    Questions, No Answers

    Checking out Beans For Breakfast while waiting for the table to delete 10,000 rows. Interesting comment about realizing he knows the answers to questions he’s asking Anita because he read her weblog. So should we be wearing our weblog on…

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