A Contest

5 comments

1. Does the limerick have to be clean? And original? Just checking. :)

2. Original, probably. Just as long as it’s “the best”.

3. There once was a young boy named Jeff
   who had a hard time saying yes.
   Along came a woman,
   who made him yell, “Whoa, Ma’am!
   That sure was a load off my chest.”

   When they both had quit,
   She responded, to whit:
   “It was chore, yes-sir-ree
   to get you to agree.
   T’would have been nice to have spent more than a minute!”

4. There once was a bean for breakfast
   not from a can or a freeze chest
   he required a limerick
   to get a new gimmick
   that some new blog friend would divest

   Uh, I don’t get it. If I win I can *give* you an gmail account? What does the runner up get to give up?

5. blogposts float like clouds out of sharman;
   his vignettes are so real and disarmin.
   once fan of card collector,
   now backseat graffiti inspector,
   i find jeff’s seattle alarminly charmin.