People sitting behind me at the movie theater:
“Is that Cherry Coke?”
“It’s regular Coke. I decided not to get something that would make you vomit. Actually, they were out of Cherry Coke.”
“I remember the first time I had Cherry Coke was when we went to see the original Batman.”
“Oh. That was the one with Bruce Wayne.”
“And it was directed by Tim Eyman.”
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