Beans for Breakfast

Something I just noticed, Lincoln Towing has a little Starfleet logo hidden in their sign. Odd.

An acquaintance scribbles the time and address of a party onto the last page of my notebook. “Bring a bunch of people with you,” she tells me, “Most of my friends are guys, so I’m worried that the mix will be a little out of balance. If any of your friends are girls, [...]

A man walks by with a pair of overly-groomed dogs of identical pedigrees. They stumble ahead with their leashes stretched out behind them. The dog on the right - the one closest to the street - falls behind to investigate a bush. Two girls, sitting several feet away, stop chattering to giggle. [...]

• Attractive women would prefer receiving more speeding tickets.
• Protestants are more suceptible to altitude sickness than Catholics, and Catholics are more suceptible to motion sickness than Protestants.
• Chefs on the east coast will only serve asparagus that’s been quartered lengthwise.
• A pimple in between the eyebrows is a sign of wisdom.
• Left-handed people are childish.
• Politicians read the comics first.
• Cat owners drink chocolate milk.
• Middle children finish their dinner more quickly than their older and younger siblings.
• Insomniacs are good at locating misplaced items.
• Doctors read to their children more than lawyers do.
• Sitcom writers prefer Pepsi to Coke.
• Smokers enjoy the company of celebrities.
• Men with uneven sideburns are untrustworthy.