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Ten True Things and One Foolish Thing

  • Attractive women would prefer receiving more speeding tickets.
  • Protestants are more suceptible to altitude sickness than Catholics, and Catholics are more suceptible to motion sickness than Protestants.
  • Chefs on the east coast will only serve asparagus that’s been quartered lengthwise.
  • A pimple in between the eyebrows is a sign of wisdom.
  • Left-handed people are childish.
  • Politicians read the comics first.
  • Cat owners drink chocolate milk.
  • Middle children finish their dinner more quickly than their older and younger siblings.
  • Insomniacs are good at locating misplaced items.
  • Doctors read to their children more than lawyers do.
  • Sitcom writers prefer Pepsi to Coke.
  • Smokers enjoy the company of celebrities.
  • Men with uneven sideburns are untrustworthy.
This was written by Jeff. Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2003, at 12:10 am. Filed under Before. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

2 Comments

  1. Beth wrote:

    This is making my brain hurt.

    Tuesday, April 1, 2003 at 11:01 am | Permalink
  2. Kat wrote:

    The Pepsi thing explains a lot about the state of today’s sitcoms. Ugh.

    Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

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