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- Attractive women would prefer receiving more speeding tickets.
- Protestants are more suceptible to altitude sickness than Catholics, and Catholics are more suceptible to motion sickness than Protestants.
- Chefs on the east coast will only serve asparagus that’s been quartered lengthwise.
- A pimple in between the eyebrows is a sign of wisdom.
- Left-handed people are childish.
- Politicians read the comics first.
- Cat owners drink chocolate milk.
- Middle children finish their dinner more quickly than their older and younger siblings.
- Insomniacs are good at locating misplaced items.
- Doctors read to their children more than lawyers do.
- Sitcom writers prefer Pepsi to Coke.
- Smokers enjoy the company of celebrities.
- Men with uneven sideburns are untrustworthy.
This is making my brain hurt.
The Pepsi thing explains a lot about the state of today’s sitcoms. Ugh.