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Monthly Archives: May 2001

Statute of Limitations

Sometimes I think we should be able to erase the world’s memory of harmless yet embarrassing things we did more than five years ago.

On Pine

A guy is over-friendly to me in the grocery store. The cashier says he has senioritis, he has two more shifts & is moving to New York. I walk out & head down Pine. I walk around the couple making out on the sidewalk. On the next block, across the street someone is walking through [...]

Seattle Story

I wait at the dirty 7-11 bus stop for the bus to Fremont. Two kids are sitting on the narrow bench under the bus shelter and their father is pacing around a little. A tiny Trek bicycle with training wheels, just the right size for the little boy, is sitting next to the bench. The [...]

Ghost World

The girl in black is trying to get the tiny flies off the zine she’s reading without injuring them. But they’re firmly attached. One of the zine-guys says she should flick it, anyone else would. They’re unfazed when she blows at them. Finally one of them flies away, the other lands on her hand. I [...]

The phone number of someone you find intriguing.

Well, I went to the Clowes & Ware signing at Confounded Books earlier. I stood in line for awhile talking to a few zine/art school people. When I got to their table, they were pretty friendly. Chris Ware was especially gracious when he finished signing my book & shook my hand, thanking me for waiting [...]

Fuckin’ Jock Motherfucker

Walking to Broadway past the reservoir. Some skater kids are milling about on the sidewalk. I maneuver myself through the group, pass a mohawked fellow as he’s turning to step into the street. I catch his eye. “Hey, man.” “Hey,” I nod to him and continue walking. In response to my dismissivness, my backpack, or [...]

Best Coffeeshops for Tea Drinkers

Despite my declarations against the practice, I am by nature a list-maker. (This here web-journal-thing is just another example. Whatever web-content management tool I’m using this week insures that there is some sort of structure. Whatever I throw against the screen is promptly filed away, protected from judgment of merit or foolish design decision.) I [...]

My Eye

I picked up the new David Byrne album today. I specifically went down to Orpheum for it, stopped at Bleu Bistro for a Chai Super Big Gulp afterwards & sat figuring out how to open the packaging. I’m home now, still chewing on it. It’s not as crazy & immediately striking as Feelings. I don’t [...]

The Wrong Man

Today* I: was propositioned with the words, “Hey, how you doing? . . . Wanna get it on?” Not paraphrased – weird. found it within myself to offer an “Alright!” to the guy who said to me, “The Mariners are ahead. I saw it in the window of the bar. Six to three!” caused an [...]